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Cat Hepburn

Graveyard of Skinny Jeans

€14,95

Graveyard of Skinny Jeans is the sharp and shockingly funny latest offering from award-winning writer Cat Hepburn. A brave and honest collection of poetry and short stories that dares to unravel the mess of modern womanhood.

Welcome to the graveyard, where the ghosts of skinny jeans, broken relationships, and shattered glass ceilings linger. Hepburn’s writing moves between satire and sincerity, humour and heartbreak, blurring the line between auto-fiction and grounded sci-fi.

These pieces ask what happens when life doesn’t just fail to meet your expectations - but mocks them outright. From postmodern feminism to celebrity worship, body image battles to the creeping hand of technology, Cat explores the absurd contradictions of living in a world that often feels like it’s gone sideways. Can we trust men, machines, or neither? Does dating around fill the screaming void? What does it mean to come of age in an era where every choice is scrutinised, commodified, and hashtagged?

Darkly comic and disarmingly relatable, Graveyard of Skinny Jeans doesn’t just entertain – it reflects the anxieties and contradictions of the millennial generation. If you’ve ever felt at odds with the world (or with yourself), Cat Hepburn’s words will not only resonate, they’ll make you feel seen. But don’t be fooled – this is not a comforting collection. It’s a hyper-sensational, twisted ride through the trenches of the modern female psyche; an unflinching portrait of the ways we stumble, shag and sometimes laugh in the face of it all.

Format: Paperback
Published: UK, 2026
Publisher: Burning Eye Books
Pages: 116
Language: English
ISBN 10: 191395871X
ISBN 13: 9781913958718

 

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Graveyard of Skinny Jeans

€14,95